Hi, my name is Bob Bruhin, and welcome to my room in the Room Drink Party. First, lets get my intro out of the way:
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Whew! That's over. Now, of course, this is not about me. This is about getting to know one another and chatting a bit. Please, introduce yourself, mingle, select a shot or snifter of the fine artisan tequilas we have arrayed on the bar (notice there is no salt or lemon provided; try tasting the product to discover why that is; this is not mescal we're dealing with, here), and converse! Please remember that textiles of any kind are not permitted in the hot tub, but are totally welcome, if optional, elsewhere about the premises.
(If you are interested in knowing who else is hosting a room, just go here and skim the list!)
