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2009-12-22T05:02:58Z

07:47 Made it out the front door without falling on my bottom. Mostly. #
09:05 "I like being the only one with a hovercar" #
09:45 "All your children here In their rags of light" #
23:50 "I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." #
23:58 #dailyhomericoracle Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there! And I want to pay you two hundred #
23:58 thousand dollars a year! Homer: And I want to let you! Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? #

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2009-12-21T05:02:35Z

00:05 #dailyhomericoracle And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear. And they don't like it. -- Homer Simpson The Call of the #
00:05 Simpsons #
23:59 #dailyhomericoracle Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. Pfft. It's like a lottery that rewards #
23:59 stupidity. Homer: Stupidity, eh? King-Size Homer #

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2009-12-20T05:02:45Z

08:41 Snow!! #

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2009-12-19T05:03:09Z

11:26 "Video: Christmas Tree Kitteh" - twlol.com/tw/?v1-223876 #lol #ichc #
12:38 In honor of #followfriday this week, I've created a new public Twitter list: tinyurl.com/ydu7vwx #
23:38 'Green' vibrators promise sustainable pleasure tinyurl.com/y9gdvvd (via That Mailing List) #
23:59 #dailyhomericoracle You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! #
23:59 You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! --
Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage #

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2009-12-18T05:02:54Z

00:02 #dailyhomericoracle Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. -- Homer Simpson Lisa the #
00:02 Vegetarian #

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2009-12-17T05:03:10Z

00:00 #dailyhomericoracle You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst #
00:00 excuse I ever thought up. -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge #

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2009-12-16T05:03:50Z

00:10 #dailyhomericoracle It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer #
00:10 Hollywood; People Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was in a barbershop quartet. -- Homer Simpson Homer's #
00:10 Barbershop Quartet #
15:25 The real truth is that your information is not safe, never was safe, and never will be safe. Just keep your secret shit off teh Web, mmmkay? #
00:00 #dailyhomericoracle Oh everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained us in the backyard is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel. #
00:00 Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So excuse me if I'm cruel. -- Homer Simpson Bart Gets An Elephant #

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2009-12-15T05:02:49Z

00:04 #dailyhomericoracle Smithers: Next. There's a problem with the reactor -- what do you do? Homer: There's a problem with the reactor?? We're #
00:04 all going to die!! I Married Marge #
09:03 My one real regret in life is that I don't have enough knuckles to tattoo the word B-A-C-O-N. #
15:14 "She's a hypnotist collector" #
20:59 Gods, man: Why?? RT @warrenellis: @mollycrabapple I did in fact evade your tentacles. #

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FW: Quotation of the day for December 14, 2009

2009-12-14T12:38:58Z

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Subject: Quotation of the day for December 14, 2009

"It is no bad idea, if you want anything, to look at people who
already have it, and ask how they acquired it. So who and where
are the people who have achieved rich self-development?

"Looking around, it is easier to say who they are not. They are
seldom into depth analysis. They are not thronging consulting
rooms of psychotherapists. They are not recounting their dreams
at mind-numbing length. They are not trying to explain their
problems in terms of what mummy and daddy did or neglected to do.
They are not dredging up their incest fantasies.

"On the contrary, you may find they are busy doing things that
passionately interest them. They have work they feel
enthusiastic about, absorbing hobbies. They are involved with
other people and give time and effort to these human contacts.
In short, they are the paid-up, contributing members of the human
race. These people demonstrate that personal growth does not
happen in a vacuum, but takes place without our directly striving
for it when we involve ourselves in the activities, issues,
concerns, questions and situations, which are appropriate to our
nature."

- Dennis Elwell, in the 'Cosmic Loom', pp. 195-196.

Submitted by: John Cole
Nov. 17, 2009
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2009-12-14T05:02:34Z

18:04 RT @johnmaeda My late mentor Ikko Tanaka once wrote to me "Every moment you choose, is art." So what you do,is infinitely meaningful #

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2009-12-13T05:02:59Z

00:00 #dailyhomericoracle Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries. Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations #
00:00 for diseases she doesn't even have. Lisa's Pony #

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2009-12-12T05:02:48Z

00:00 #dailyhomericoracle Our lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I. Many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I've #
00:00 worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again and I say this stinks. -- Homer #
00:00 Simpson Homer's Odyssey #

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2009-12-11T05:03:55Z

13:48 “Fat, sugar, smoke and the Maillard reaction: It has it all.” #
23:58 #dailyhomericoracle Homer: Ooh, look at this one! The Hammer of Thor! (Reading) "It will send your pins to ... Valhalla?" Lisa? Lisa: #
23:58 Valhalla is where vikings go when they die. Homer: Ooh, that's some ball. The Telltale Head #

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2009-12-10T05:03:36Z

11:07 Mathematically Correct Breakfast: www.georgehart.com/bagel/bagel.html (via www.feanorsworkshop.com/blog/blog.php?id=3111) #
23:59 #dailyhomericoracle Herb: I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there! And I want to pay you two hundred #
23:59 thousand dollars a year! Homer: And I want to let you! Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? #

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2009-12-09T05:04:56Z

08:19 twitpic.com/snsk0 - So sad... #
11:04 made a new lol 'Holdz ur L' twlol.com/tw/?6082832 #lol #ichc #
11:48 RT @birdchick: Tactical Bacon bit.ly/TYOC3 #
15:32 RT @choochoobear: Five episodes of MST3K are on Hulu! www.hulu.com/mystery-science-theater-3000 #
16:03 made a new lol 'Math for econ. majors' twlol.com/tw/?6085365 #lol #ichc #
16:20</em> Socializing with Bears englishrussia.com/?p=6740 (via www.warrenellis.com/?p=8088) #
20:24 exit\ #
23:59 #dailyhomericoracle You heard me. I won't be in for the rest of the week ... I told you. My baby beat me up ... Oh, it is not the worst #
00:01 excuse I ever thought up. -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy & Marge #

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2009-12-08T05:03:02Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this. -- Homer Simpson The Call of the Simpsons #
13:07 "you were famous, your heart was a legend." #
15:52 RT @feanor1138: New post on my blog: Trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows bit.ly/6xS65t #
17:05 favorited a lol 'Atheist cat finds your prayer cute but ultimately futile.' twlol.com/tw/?a1711509760 #lol #ichc #
17:09 made a new lol 'For penance, drop two mice in the collection basket on your way out.'
twlol.com/tw/?6075478 #lol #ichc #
18:35 Schneider Aventinus Weizenbock: glistens mysteriously. Tastes like a Christmas candle. #

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2009-12-07T05:03:49Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear. And they don't like it. -- Homer Simpson The Call of the #
02:59 Simpsons #
15:38 Breakfast with Sweetie. Coffee with cool new friend. Awesoome long walk in the woods. Brick oven meatball pizza w/ Stone IPA. Great day! #

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2009-12-06T05:02:46Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle As far as anyone knows we're a nice, normal family. -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home #

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2009-12-05T05:02:45Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Read your town charter, boy. `If food stuffs should touch the ground, said food stuffs shall be turned over to the #
02:59 village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! -- Homer Simpson Lisa's Rival #
09:10 My cow orkers are all pretty nerdy... but this is the first time we've all shared a laugh over a stack dump. #
12:20 Made of win! #
14:12 Om, nom, nom, nom, nom! www.flickr.com/photos/blackbeltjones/4157304623/sizes/m/ #
21:04 RT
@DVPN: Come to "Winter Solstice Celebration II (Springfield, Delaware County)" Monday, December 21 from 8:00 pm t... fb.me/6ablKBb #

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2009-12-04T05:03:32Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Oh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to Increase Your Word Power.' That thing is really, really, #
02:59 really ... good. -- Homer Simpson Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington #
08:51 All Knowledge In The Universe feedproxy.google.com/~r/graphjam/~3/WLsDdyoyNHI/ #

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2009-12-03T05:02:31Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no #
02:59 business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business. -- Homer Simpson Homie the Clown #

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2009-12-02T05:03:01Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Bart: Dad, you killed the Zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie? Treehouse of Horror III #

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2009-12-01T05:02:44Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Woman: Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle, and -- Are you wearing a #
02:59 grocery bag? Homer: I have misplaced my pants. Bart After Dark #
09:40 favorited a lol 'Breaking News - Disney Merges With Marvel Comics: Takeover Begins' twlol.com/tw/?a2838103296 #lol #ichc #
10:04 I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: homer, simpson, panorama - w33.us/3nrd #
10:10 RT @Davidkevin: #MondayMorningVideo 26: "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fi
shmen" davidkevin.livejournal.com/381121.html #

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2009-11-30T05:02:33Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle Ah, so that's what's been wrong with the little fella. He misses casual sex. -- Homer Simpson Two Dozen and One #
02:59 Greyhounds #

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2009-11-29T05:02:10Z

02:59 #dailyhomericoracle The weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. -- Homer Simpson Bart vs. Australia #
23:30 I can hear @vismajor squeeing from here. RT @feanor1138: Gotta love this pic: twitgoo.com/5d9uc via @amandapalmer #

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